1 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:09,190 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:10,660 HOW'S SCHOOL? - DAD, I TOLD YOU. 3 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:12,330 I'M NOT GOING. I'M WORKING ON A NOVEL. 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,530 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FILL A NOVEL WITH? 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,670 - LIFE, LOVE, SEX, DEATH. 6 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,300 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 7 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:20,140 - MOVE IT ALONG, GROUPIE, AND TAKE HIM WITH YOU. 8 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:21,670 - YOU WATCH YOUR TONGUE, YOU FILTHY MONGREL. 9 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:22,810 THIS IS FAITH. 10 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,410 HAVE A LOOK AND GRASP 11 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,810 THE COSMIC IMPORTANCE OF THIS LOVELY YOUNG LADY. 12 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,680 WITHOUT HER, THERE'D BE NO ROCK AND ROLL. 13 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:31,680 - TONY TALKED ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 14 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,650 HE SAID THAT YOU HAD AN UNCANNY ABILITY 15 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,550 TO SUCK KILLER RIFFS OUT OF HIM. 16 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:38,460 - I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH A BITCH. 17 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:41,160 - GOD, I'M--I'M SO SORRY I FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND. 18 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:43,730 BUT YOU HAVEN'T NAILED IT YET. 19 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,100 'CAUSE I COULD BE THE HAMMER. 20 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:46,300 - I'M IN THE MIDDLE 21 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:47,700 OF AN EPIC SHIT STORM RIGHT NOW. 22 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:49,530 I FIRED MY MANAGER LAST WEEK, 23 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:50,830 AND I'M ALL OUT OF COCAINE. 24 00:00:50,870 --> 00:00:52,340 - MIGHT YOU BE IN THE MARKET 25 00:00:52,370 --> 00:00:53,700 FOR NEW REPRESENTATION? 26 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,710 - IF YOU CAN GET ME SOME PERUVIAN FLAKE, 27 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:58,310 I'LL MAYBE THINK ABOUT THROWING YOU IN THE MIX. 28 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,410 - HERE YOU GO, ROCK STAR ASSHOLE. 29 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,850 - IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO WORK WITH BOTH OF YOU. 30 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,480 SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW... 31 00:01:03,510 --> 00:01:05,750 AFTERNOON. 32 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:14,560 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:20,860 * 34 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,870 - BECCA. 35 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:25,170 I THINK IT'S TIME, BECCA. 36 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,000 - FOR WHAT? 37 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,600 - TIME YOU STOP THIS FUNNY BUSINESS 38 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,170 AND WENT BACK TO SCHOOL. 39 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:30,740 - NO, I'M NOT DOING THAT. 40 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:32,210 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 41 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,180 - I'M LIVING THE LIFE OF AN ARTIST. 42 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:37,210 - OKAY, I GOT IT, BUT WHAT-- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 43 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,420 TO YOU, EXACTLY? 44 00:01:38,450 --> 00:01:39,880 BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT MORE, LITTLE MISSY, 45 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,890 TO BEING AN ARTIST THAN JUST 46 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,890 ALTERING YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS ON A DAILY BASIS. 47 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,560 - I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I'M WRITING 48 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:48,290 ON A DAILY BASIS. 49 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,630 - YOU ARE? 50 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,630 UH, HOW MANY PAGES YOU GOT? 51 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:52,900 - I'M CLOSING IN ON THREE HUNDY. 52 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:54,330 - WHEW. I'M JEALOUS. 53 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,270 - I'M GOING TO FINISH IT, DAD. 54 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,270 MY FIRST NOVEL. 55 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:59,270 - I HATE YOU. 56 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:00,770 - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY BOYS I'VE SLEPT WITH? 57 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,740 - OH, NO! NO, NO. 58 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:04,340 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 59 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:06,210 - I'M GOING THROUGH AN EXTREMELY SLUTTY PHASE 60 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,180 RIGHT NOW. 61 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,910 - UH, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE THIS 62 00:02:08,950 --> 00:02:10,610 AND JUST HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH IT 63 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:11,780 AS HARD AS YOU CAN? 64 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:13,580 I WON'T GET MAD, I PROMISE. 65 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:15,920 - STOP. - JUST--BANG. BOOM. 66 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:17,890 - I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING 67 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,520 WHILE I STILL CAN, YOU KNOW? 68 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,430 EVERY TASTE, EVERY SMELL. 69 00:02:21,460 --> 00:02:22,790 - [shuddering] 70 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:25,300 - STOP GAGGING. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER RIGHT NOW. 71 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:27,630 YOU'RE MY ARTISTIC GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 72 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:28,870 YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME. 73 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,500 - WELL, YOUR MOM, SHE CAN JUDGE YOU, 74 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:32,540 AND SHE IS JUDGING YOU, AND SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 75 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:35,270 - SHE'S GOT WAY TOO MANY ISSUES TO HANDLE THIS SHIT. 76 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:37,240 SHE THINKS I'M HEADED DOWN YOUR PATH. 77 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:38,380 - WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT? 78 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:40,840 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 79 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,950 - THAT'S MY GIRL. 80 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:44,710 OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT JUDGING YOU. 81 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,880 BUT, BECCA, PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE. 82 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,320 YOU KNOW, GET YOUR DRINK ON, KEEP THE PAGES COMING, 83 00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:52,320 SMOKE A LITTLE PEACHES AND HERB EVEN, 84 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,420 BUT STAY AWAY FROM THE HARD STUFF. 85 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:57,290 AND--AND NO MORE OF THAT TASTING AND SMELLING. 86 00:02:57,330 --> 00:02:59,460 THAT'S--THAT'S-- THAT'S DISGUSTING. 87 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,270 - WHAT ABOUT BLOWJOBS? [footsteps approach] 88 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,330 - [coughs] 89 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,440 - HANK! HANK! WE GOTTA GO! 90 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:08,000 - THANK GOD. CHARLIE, I WILL GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU. 91 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,970 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER 92 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:12,340 IS ASKING ME ABOUT BLOWJOBS. 93 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:13,810 WHERE WE OFF TO? 94 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,380 - ATTICUS NEEDS YOU ABOARD AIR FORCE 69 95 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:16,550 RIGHT THIS VERY NOW. 96 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:18,380 - THAT SOUNDS EXHAUSTING. 97 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:20,880 HE'S LIKE A RETARDED ROCK AND ROLL PUPPY, THAT GUY. 98 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,620 WILL YOU BLOW HIM OFF FOR ME? 99 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,390 - NO, I WON'T BLOW HIM OFF. I CAN'T DO THAT. 100 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,520 I WON'T DO THAT. HE'S MY BIGGEST CLIENT, HANK. 101 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,890 I'M SORRY, BUT HE IS. HOW MANY RECORDS HAVE YOU SOLD? 102 00:03:28,930 --> 00:03:31,730 - ARE YOU WEARING EYE SHADOW, CHARLIE? 103 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,900 - HELLO, BECCA. - CHARLIE. 104 00:03:32,930 --> 00:03:34,330 - I HAVE TO TAKE YOUR FATHER 105 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,700 AWAY FROM YOU NOW. - TAKE HIM. 106 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:36,870 GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT. 107 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,840 DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I CRASH HERE, 108 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,710 DO SOME WRITING, MAYBE HAVE A FEW PEOPLE OVER? 109 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:42,970 - WHATEVER YOU NEED. I GOT ALCOHOL. 110 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,740 I GOT PORNOGRAPHY. I GOT PICTIONARY. 111 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,480 [smack] 112 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:48,780 HAVE FUN. 113 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:52,750 - [mouths words] 114 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:55,750 [upbeat music] 115 00:03:55,790 --> 00:04:03,890 * 116 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,830 [sultry music] 117 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,800 * 118 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:44,430 - WELCOME ABOARD AIR FORCE 69, 119 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:46,700 WHERE YOUR EVERY WISH IS OUR COMMAND. 120 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,870 - REALLY? 121 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:50,070 - ATTICUS MAKES US SAY THIS SHIT. 122 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,810 - BUT WE WILL MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER IF YOU WANT. 123 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,950 - OH, OKAY. 124 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,950 HMM. 125 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:02,090 KRULL, THE ENGLISH DANISH. 126 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,620 WHAT'S SHAKIN', MAGIC MOUNTAIN? 127 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:04,820 HERE, SHOW ME SOME LOVE. 128 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:07,390 NO LOVE, NO LOVE. 129 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,590 KRULLER, THIS IS CHARLIE RUNKLE. 130 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:12,830 - I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, THE BOTH OF YOU. 131 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:14,700 ALL RIGHT? 132 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:16,030 - GOOD TALKING. 133 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:19,400 [cacophonous chords] 134 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:27,410 * 135 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,850 - HANK. 136 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,420 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 137 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:36,020 - WHY AM I HERE? 138 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:38,560 - I'VE GOT NOTHING. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 139 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,490 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THEY'RE PAYING ME 140 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,960 TO WRITE THE MUSIC FOR THIS BLOODY FUCKING THING? 141 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:44,630 - NO, I DON'T. 142 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,500 - MORE MONEY THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFETIME. 143 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:48,770 - HEY, I'VE MADE A FAIR AMOUNT OF CABBAGE IN MY DAY. 144 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,430 - AWW, HOW CUTE. 145 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:52,700 YOUR PROLETARIAT HOPES AND DREAMS. 146 00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:54,740 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SONGS I'VE WRITTEN 147 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:55,910 FOR THIS VENTURE OF OURS? 148 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:57,410 - NO, BUT, UH, 149 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,740 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? 150 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,840 - ZERO. 151 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,680 ZERO POINT ZERO FUCKING ZERO. 152 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:06,150 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. - IT ISN'T FUCKING GOOD. 153 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:08,420 IT'S BLOODY TERRIBLE. - IT'S ALSO NOT TRUE. 154 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:10,950 YOU PLAYED A SONG FOR ME AT YOUR PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT. 155 00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:13,020 - I WROTE THAT WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. 156 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,620 I WAS TRYING TO RECYCLE IT. 157 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,490 - THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT SOUNDED SO SHITTY. 158 00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:18,930 - FUCK YOU. WASN'T TOO SHITTY FOR THE JUDGES 159 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,760 OF MY YEAR NINE TALENT CONTEST. 160 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,770 - WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 161 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,600 - HANK. 162 00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:25,640 I NEED YOU, HANK. 163 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:28,940 I NEED TO GET AT THE HEART OF THIS LOVE STORY. 164 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:31,640 I NEED YOU TO OPEN A VEIN FOR ME. 165 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,680 I'VE BEEN RICH AND FAMOUS FOR SO LONG NOW 166 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:36,180 THAT I DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS 167 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:37,910 TO BE A HUMAN BEING ANYMORE. 168 00:06:37,950 --> 00:06:41,490 YOU'RE REAL, HANK. YOU'RE--YOU'RE A REAL MAN. 169 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,150 YOU'RE A--YOU'RE A MAN WHO LOVES A WOMAN 170 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:47,460 WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK. 171 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,660 - SHE LOVES ME BACK. WHAT--IT'S COMPLICATED. 172 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:51,800 - I LOVE MY WIFE. SHE LOVES ME. 173 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:53,660 WE'RE TOGETHER. IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED. 174 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,600 - YOU FUCK OTHER WOMEN. - THAT'S DIFFERENT. 175 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,130 - HOW SO? 176 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,040 - DO YOU URINATE, HANK? 177 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,940 DO YOU DEFECATE? 178 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:03,770 THERE ARE ELEMENTS IN THE HUMAN BODY 179 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:04,940 THAT NEED TO TAKE FLIGHT. 180 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:06,540 EJACULATE'S JUST ONE OF THEM. 181 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,980 - RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT MASTURBATION IS FOR. 182 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,150 - EW, NO. MASTURBATION? 183 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,050 MASTURBATION'S FOR THE POOR, THE DOWNTRODDEN, 184 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,680 THE SILENT UNFUCKABLES. 185 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,950 I WALK DOWN THE STREET AND WOMEN PRESENT THEMSELVES. 186 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,760 THEY WANT TO EXTRACT MY FLUIDS. 187 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:21,590 IT'S AN HONOR AND A PRIVILEGE, HANK. 188 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:25,090 WHAT--WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE WOULD REFUSE SUCH A KINDNESS? 189 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,860 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR OLD LADY? - WHAT ABOUT HER? 190 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,100 - WHAT ABOUT HER NEEDS? 191 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:29,630 - WIVES ARE DIFFERENT. 192 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:32,670 THEY DON'T RUB THEMSELVES RAW LIKE WE DO. 193 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:33,870 THEY'RE LADIES. 194 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,640 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU SEEM TO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. 195 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:38,540 I'LL BE ON MY WAY. - NO, PLEASE. 196 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,110 PLEASE STAY. 197 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:43,050 I AM FLYING TO NEW YORK 198 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,950 TO PLAY MY MUSIC FOR THE BROADWAY PRODUCERS. 199 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:47,250 - BUT YOU HAVE NO MUSIC. 200 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,120 - WHICH IS WHY WE NEED TO HAMMER THE STORY OUT. 201 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:51,920 ONCE I KNOW THE STORY, 202 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,190 THE MUSIC WILL-- WILL POUR OUT OF ME 203 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,960 LIKE A CHUNKY HAILSTORM OF SHIT 204 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:58,090 AFTER A NIGHT OF DUTCH CURRY. 205 00:07:58,130 --> 00:08:00,730 - [coughs] - SPEAKING OF WHICH, 206 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,200 I HAVE GOT TO DROP THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL 207 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,170 BEFORE I SOIL MY LEATHERS. 208 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,170 THESE PANTS? $7,000. 209 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,000 IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING. 210 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,640 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, HANK. 211 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:13,040 THERE'S PIZZA AND... COCAINE AND... 212 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,210 APPLE JUICE. 213 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,810 HELLO, SWEETHEART. 214 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,810 - HELLO, HANK. 215 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,080 - MRS. FETCH. 216 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,120 OR PERHAPS I SHOULD SAY MRS. FETCHING. 217 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:23,320 [both chuckle politely] 218 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:25,590 - I'VE BEEN WANTING TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 219 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:26,820 - REGARDING? 220 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,290 - AN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR. 221 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,130 - OH, MY. - MM. 222 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,860 I KNOW MY HUSBAND FUCKS AROUND ON THE ROAD. 223 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,260 - YOU DO? - MM-HMM. 224 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,900 BUT WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. 225 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:36,270 - ARE YOU SURE? 226 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,700 - WELL, WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY DISCUSSED IT, 227 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:40,840 BUT I HAVE NEEDS TOO, YOU KNOW. 228 00:08:40,870 --> 00:08:42,240 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 229 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:44,040 I MEAN, THAT-- THAT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. 230 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:46,840 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE NEEDS, HANK? 231 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,050 - ME? UH, WHY ME? 232 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,580 - 'CAUSE. 233 00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:53,620 THIS WHOLE ROCK-AND-ROLL IDIOT MAN-CHILD SHIT 234 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:55,120 GETS OLD. 235 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:59,360 I NEED A-A REAL MAN FROM THE REAL WORLD. 236 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:02,030 ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO BE THAT REAL, HANK? 237 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:03,230 - I-I-I DON'T THINK SO. 238 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,660 I MEAN, IN FACT, YOU SHOULD SPEAK 239 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:06,000 TO MY ESTRANGED BETTER HALF. 240 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:07,260 SHE WOULD TELL YOU THAT I FALL 241 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,200 MORE INTO THE IDIOT MAN-CHILD CATEGORY. 242 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:11,200 - KAREN? SHE SPEAKS THE WORLD OF YOU. 243 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:12,370 - REALLY? - YEAH. 244 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,900 - THAT'S SWEET. WHAT DOES SHE SAY? 245 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:15,100 - ENOUGH ABOUT KAREN. 246 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,740 - [sighs] 247 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,370 ISN'T IT WEIRD, THOUGH, BECAUSE SHE WORKS FOR YOU? 248 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:20,340 - I'M PAYING KAREN TO REMODEL MY HOME. 249 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:23,110 IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A PAYCHECK 250 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:24,980 FOR HER SERVICES, FUCK HER. 251 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,220 - WOW. - ALL'S FAIR, HANK. 252 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,650 - I SEE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAVE 253 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:28,990 THE SAME TWISTED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. 254 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:31,660 THAT'S--IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE. 255 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:34,160 - I DON'T WANT TO TWIST YOUR ARM, BUT, UM, 256 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:36,360 I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR HAND HERE 257 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:38,130 AND SHOVE IT UP MY SKIRT. 258 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,300 [footsteps approach] 259 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,130 - OW. - YUM, YUM. 260 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,340 - YOU MAKING A PLAY ON THE BOSS'S WIFE? 261 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,810 YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING SHAME. 262 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,910 - KRULLER, IT IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 263 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:53,110 I'M JUST MEAT. MAN MEAT. YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES. 264 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:54,240 YOU KNOW. 265 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,210 - GIMME AN EXCUSE, PAL. 266 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,210 YOU WON'T EVEN HEAR ME COMING. 267 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,720 PFFT, PFFT. 268 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,320 I'LL SLICE THEM FUCKING CHEEKS WIDE OPEN. 269 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,020 THEY'LL BE FLAPPING ABOUT LIKE THE SAILS 270 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,790 ON THE H.M.S. BOUNTY. 271 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:09,260 SEE WHAT A FUCKING CHARMER YOU ARE THEN, SON. 272 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,900 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 273 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,800 - WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? I'M GETTING READY FOR TAKEOFF. 274 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:20,300 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE SWEATING LIKE A PIG. 275 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,010 - YOU KNOW WHAT A NERVOUS FLIER I AM. 276 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,370 - NO, I DON'T. I'VE NEVER FLOWN WITH YOU. 277 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:25,370 - THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER FLY, HANK. 278 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,140 IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 279 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:28,410 WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS WHOLE THING 280 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,980 FROM JUST FALLING INTO THE OCEAN? 281 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,780 - WELL, FOR ONE, WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK. 282 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:32,450 THERE IS NO OCEAN. 283 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,150 - THAT'S EVEN WORSE! 284 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:35,350 CERTAIN DEATH! 285 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:37,290 - OKAY, JUST BUCK UP, BUDDY-BOY. 286 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,290 THIS SHIT IS TOO WEIRD FOR ME. I'M OUT. 287 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,760 - HANK. H-HAN--HANK! 288 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:46,160 HANK. 289 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,730 - HEY. 290 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:49,900 [kissing] 291 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:51,130 - HEY YOURSELF. 292 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:53,440 - YOU JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM ME, CAN YOU? 293 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:55,070 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, HANK? 294 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,370 - OH, MY PRESENCE WAS REQUESTED BY THE KING OF POP-TARTS. 295 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:00,040 - SAME. - OH, I GET IT. 296 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,450 HE'S IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW MUSE, IS THAT IT? 297 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,310 - WHO SAYS I'M INTERESTED? 298 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:05,720 - WELL, YOU'RE HERE, AREN'T YOU? 299 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,950 - MAYBE I HEARD YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE. 300 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,190 - MAYBE YOU DID. DID YOU? 301 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,790 - MAYBE. 302 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,190 MAYBE I JUST CAME WITH A FRIEND. 303 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:15,220 [clatter] - OH, JESUS CHRIST. 304 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,430 NO, I'VE GOT IT. 305 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:19,030 I'VE GOT IT. I'M FINE. 306 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:21,330 FRANK! - WIDOW. 307 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,030 - OH, CALL ME TRUDY. - OKAY. 308 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,300 - BEAUTIFUL. 309 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,770 YOU HAD YOUR DICK IN ME MOUTH, REMEMBER? 310 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,070 - OF COURSE. WHO COULD FORGET? 311 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,810 - OH, HE'S GOT A NICE RIG ON HIM, HE DOES. 312 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:34,340 HE COULD FOAM THE FUCKING RUNWAY WITH THAT THING. 313 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,210 - GOOD TO KNOW. - SO YOU GUYS ARE BFFs NOW? 314 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,750 - YEAH. 315 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,820 - WE'VE CERTAINLY GOT A LOT IN COMMON, NO? 316 00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:42,850 BEEN RIDING THE SAME DISCO STICK AND ALL. 317 00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:45,490 MM? PBBT, PBBT. 318 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,130 - STAYING OR GOING? 319 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,360 - STAYING OR GOING, HANK? 320 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:54,500 [driving rock music] 321 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,270 * 322 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,900 ALL RIGHT, FAVORITE RADIOHEAD ALBUM. 323 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,500 - OH, THAT'S EASY. NONE OF THEM. 324 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,140 THAT SHIT'S WAY TOO COOL FOR ME. 325 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,510 - OH, FUCK OFF. - NO. 326 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:05,210 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE FOR YOU. 327 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,540 [squealing softly] 328 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,850 SIDE TWO, TRACK THREE, HOUSES OF THE HOLY, 329 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,380 BY A LITTLE BAND THEY LIKE TO CALL 330 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,980 THE LED ZEPPELIN. 331 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:15,850 - MM, NO QUARTER. 332 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:18,190 - YOU'RE GOOD. YOU ARE GOOD. 333 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,520 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 334 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,960 I INHERITED A DEAD UNCLE'S VINYL COLLECTION 335 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:25,060 AND SPENT YEARS IN MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM 336 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,100 JUST LISTENING TO RECORDS. 337 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,270 - HMM. IS THAT ALL? 338 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,800 HMM? 339 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,200 - I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, HANK, 340 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,000 THAT I WAS A VERY GOOD LITTLE CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL. 341 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,540 - OH. - UP TO A POINT. 342 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:39,910 - OH, ARE YOU-- ARE YOU TRYING TURN ME ON? 343 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:43,410 DO--HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY FURTHER THOUGHT TO, YOU KNOW, WHAT-- 344 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,250 - TO WHAT? 345 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,320 - YOU KNOW, YOU SAID YOU COULD DO SOMETHING WITH ME, 346 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,420 BRING MY BEST WORK OUT OF ME. 347 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,820 YOU SAID THAT YOU COULD BE THE HAMMER 348 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:54,420 THAT WOULD HELP ME TO * NAIL IT 349 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,930 - I'M NOT SURE, HANK. 350 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,430 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE A LITTLE MORE TROUBLE 351 00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,830 THAN YOU'RE WORTH. 352 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,360 - [sighs] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 353 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,070 I-I CAN WAX ON AND WAX OFF WITH THE BEST OF THEM, 354 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,940 MRS. MIYAGI. 355 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:08,440 - ATTICUS WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. 356 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,410 - UGH. OKAY. 357 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,980 - NOT YOU, SWEETHEART. 358 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:14,440 - I TOLD YOU HE WANTED TO GET IN YOUR KNICKERS. 359 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,180 - WELL, IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS. 360 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:20,050 - YEAH, DON'T I KNOW IT. 361 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,520 - [sniffing] 362 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,220 - WHOA. GROOVY BEDROOM, DUDE. 363 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,550 - THIS IS NOT A BEDROOM. 364 00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:29,190 THIS IS MY VERY OWN EROTIC CHAPEL. 365 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:31,060 - MM. 366 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:34,300 THAT DOESN'T SOUND THE SLIGHTEST BIT CREEPY. 367 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,930 - THE ANSWER IS YES. - SORRY? 368 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,630 - I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO ENTER 369 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,970 INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, 370 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,970 ONE BASED SOLELY ON SEXUAL PLEASURE 371 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,380 AND THE TRANSFERENCE OF INSPIRATION. 372 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,480 - [laughs] I'M SORRY, ATTICUS, 373 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,980 BUT THE ANSWER IS NO. 374 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:54,980 - TONY SAID THAT YOU WERE LIKE A MIRACLE. 375 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,520 WHEN YOU CAME INTO HIS LIFE, 376 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:59,960 HE WAS BLOCKED AND BLOATED AND STRUNG OUT 377 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:01,260 ON CHINA WHITE, 378 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,660 AND TWO DAYS LATER, 379 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:05,430 HE HAD A DOUBLE ALBUM'S WORTH OF MATERIAL. 380 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:09,630 I WOULD--I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO RECEIVE THE SAME BENEFITS, 381 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:12,900 IN EXCHANGE FOR WHICH YOU WILL EXPERIENCE 382 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,640 FIRST-CLASS TRAVEL, PHARMACEUTICAL-GRADE NARCOTICS, 383 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:18,310 UH--UH--UH, THE OCCASIONAL TRINKET, 384 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:21,180 AND--AND A SOLID 5.9 INCHES 385 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,480 OF--OF ROCK-STAR PENIS. 386 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:24,010 THAT'S FROM TAINT TO TIP. 387 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:25,410 AND IT'S THE HIGH END OF AVERAGE. 388 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,020 DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ. 389 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:30,090 - WOW, THAT DOES SOUND LIKE THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME. 390 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,260 BUT, UH, IT'S-- IT'S NOT REALLY THAT SIMPLE. 391 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,990 - WHY IS IT NOT THAT SIMPLE? 392 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:38,090 O-OKAY. I'LL BUY YOU A GERMAN AUTOMOBILE, 393 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,130 BUT THAT'S IT. 394 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,400 - ATTICUS, YOUR WIFE IS OUTSIDE. 395 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,230 - YES, BUT I SLIPPED HER AN AMBIEN. 396 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:45,530 - WHAT? THAT'S AWFUL. 397 00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:48,070 - IS IT? WHY? 398 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,410 - 'CAUSE YOU DRUGGED YOUR WIFE. 399 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,240 - [snorts] SHE LOVES DRUGS. 400 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:56,550 LOOK, I'M NOT ACTUALLY USED TO HAVING TO ASK 401 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,150 FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. 402 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,450 TYPICALLY, THEY-- THEY JUST COME TO ME. 403 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,090 - I KNOW. 404 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,320 I DO. 405 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,150 THE THING IS, 406 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:08,490 WHEN I THROW IN WITH A GUY, I GO ALL-IN. 407 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,030 - THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. 408 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:14,130 - I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE. 409 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,430 - A ROCK OPERA. 410 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:19,170 ABOUT...LOVE. 411 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,500 - GREAT. ALL RIGHT. 412 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,170 PLAY ME SOMETHING. 413 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,010 - YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING, RIGHT? 414 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,580 I HAVE TO AUDITION FOR YOU? 415 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:27,710 - DO YOU THINK WE'LL MAKE IT? 416 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,250 - HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO PLAY 417 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,020 WAS MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. 418 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:35,450 ATTICUS PROMISED TO GET ME IN THERE. 419 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:39,260 I'M GONNA SPREAD HIS ASHES ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. 420 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:42,490 - IS THAT SANITARY? 421 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,490 - WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF, PUMPKIN? 422 00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:47,130 - IT'S JUST... [exhales] 423 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,700 SO UNNATURAL, THIS...FLYING. 424 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:53,070 - WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 425 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:56,170 HUH? WE END UP FUCKING CRUMBS IN A JAR, HUH? 426 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,770 PBBBT! BIG FUCKING DEAL. 427 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:02,350 ALL JUST DUST IN THE WIND, YOU SILLY TWAT. 428 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,680 [scoffs] 429 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:08,280 - YOU REMIND ME OF MY EX-WIFE. 430 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,720 - YOU STILL LOVE HER? 431 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,290 - MOMENTS LIKE THESE, WHEN I'M... 432 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,490 STARING DEATH IN THE FACE, I REALIZE I HAVE A LOT 433 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,590 OF UNRESOLVED FEELINGS FOR HER. 434 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:19,300 YEAH, SHE IS THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD. 435 00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,060 - OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 436 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,500 - WELL, I FEEL THAT MY LIFE HAS DETERIORATED 437 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:26,100 EVER SINCE WE BROKE UP. 438 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,440 BUT I'VE HAD SOME SOLID SEXUAL EXPERIENCES. 439 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,070 - RIGHT. 440 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:33,110 - I'VE MADE SOME SERIOUS DEPOSITS IN THE WANK BANK. 441 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:36,280 - [laughs] 442 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,510 THAT'S BRILLIANT. 443 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:41,280 - I'M...STILL IN LOVE WITH HER. 444 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,450 - COME HERE. 445 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:47,690 COME HERE, LITTLE BOY. 446 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:51,660 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 447 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,430 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'VE BEEN THERE. 448 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,400 - MM. - [inhales deeply] 449 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,630 [groans squeakily] 450 00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,340 - THAT'S NICE. 451 00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:00,700 - YEAH, IT'S NICE. 452 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:04,070 [sultry rock music] 453 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,680 * 454 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:10,150 [zipper unzips] 455 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,450 * 456 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,420 THERE HE IS. 457 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:19,660 THERE'S YOUR LITTLE WINKY. 458 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,820 COME ON, NOW, WEE WILLY. 459 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:26,630 STAND UP AND SHOUT FOR TRUDY. 460 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:31,200 LET TRUDY TUG ALL YOUR TROUBLES AWAY. 461 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:34,440 [voice jerking] THERE YOU GO-O-O-O. 462 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,110 - [sighs quietly] 463 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,740 - OH. 464 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,440 OH, YOU'RE A SPEEDY ONE, AIN'T YOU? 465 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,550 - [gasps] 466 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,180 - GOOD FOR YOU. 467 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:46,550 YOU GOT YOURS. 468 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,450 REST UP, PUMPKIN. 469 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,190 [clears throat] 470 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,890 I MIGHT ASK YOU TO PUT IT IN ME BUM LATER. 471 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,720 IT'S TOO SMALL FOR THE FRONT 472 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,390 BUT JUSSST RIGHT FOR THE BACK. 473 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:05,330 TONY WAS WAY TOO BIG FOR THAT SORT OF BUGGERING. 474 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:08,570 COME ON. 475 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,410 [sobbing loudly] WHY? 476 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,610 - THAT'S WHAT'S MISSING IN MY LIFE, YOU KNOW? 477 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,880 ROMANCE AND LONGING. 478 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,650 - WHAT ABOUT MR. FETCH? 479 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,750 - YOU CAN'T LONG FOR A CARTOON CHARACTER. 480 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,750 - OH. - I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 481 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,650 HE WAS A REALLY SWEET BOY, 482 00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:28,160 ALL HEART AND BALLS AND SWAGGER, 483 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,330 BUT THAT BOY TURNED INTO A ROCK STAR, 484 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,360 AND THAT ROCK STAR GOT EVERYTHING HE EVER WANTED 485 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,400 AND MORE. 486 00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:40,170 EVENTUALLY, HE JUST LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY. 487 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,210 I JUST--I WANT TO LONG FOR SOMEONE... 488 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,270 - OH. 489 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,880 - THE WAY YOU LONG FOR KAREN. 490 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:50,810 - OH, JEEZ. OKAY. UGH. 491 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,280 HERE WE GO. 492 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,580 COME ON. THERE YOU GO, COME ON. 493 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,390 LET'S DO THIS. 494 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,520 - YOU TRYING TO SKULL-FUCK THE MISSUS NOW, ARE YA? 495 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,360 - KRULLER, THIS IS SO NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 496 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,760 AHH--AHH--AHH. AH, HA, HA. 497 00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,660 YOU'RE GONNA ENJOY THIS, AREN'T YOU? 498 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,900 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 499 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,470 - LAND THIS FUCKING PLANE RIGHT FUCKING NOW! 500 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,900 [cymbal crashes] 501 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,340 - WHY? WE'RE GONNA CRASH, AREN'T WE? 502 00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,570 - I WANT THIS PATHETIC LITTLE SLUT OFF MY PLANE. 503 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:20,780 THIS IS MY PRIVATE AIRPLANE, AND I MAKE THE RULES! 504 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,380 WHY ARE WE NOT LANDING? 505 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:25,510 WHY ARE THE LANDING GEARS NOT COMING DOWN? 506 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,680 - WHAT DID SHE DO? 507 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,550 - SHE WAS INAPPROPRIATE WITH ME, 508 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:31,520 WITH MY WIFE ON BOARD, NO LESS. 509 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,960 IS SHE ALIVE? 510 00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:37,690 SHE'S FINE. GO BACK TO SLEEP. 511 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,830 - IT'S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT. HE'S CLEARLY PISSED OFF 512 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,600 'CAUSE I WASN'T INTERESTED IN FUCKING HIM. 513 00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:42,830 - I KNEW IT. - [laughs] 514 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,300 - I KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING COW. 515 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,500 - HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 516 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:47,840 - NO, NO MORE! 517 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,440 HOME-WRECKER! HOME-WRECKING FUCKING COW! 518 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,340 - NO, I DON'T BUY THAT FOR A SECOND. 519 00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:52,840 - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU BUY IT. 520 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,740 SHE'S GONE, AND I'M GONNA TELL 521 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:57,580 THE ENTIRE ROCK AND ROLL COMMUNITY THAT YOU HAVE 522 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,750 VAGITOSIS AND WARTS. 523 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:00,980 - THAT IS JUST FUCKING MEAN. 524 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,920 - OKAY, LAND THIS FUCKING PLANE, 525 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,450 BUT IF SHE GOES, I GO, AND YOU CAN FINISH 526 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,850 YOUR FUCKING MUSICAL BY YOURSELF, 527 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,420 YOU SPOILED GINGER. 528 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,990 AND GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER, 'CAUSE YOUR WIFE 529 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:11,960 IS LOOKING FOR STRANGE. 530 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:13,730 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE SECOND TIME 531 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,000 YOU'VE LAID HANDS ON ME, BROHEME. 532 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,600 THE FIRST TIME, I TOTALLY DESERVED IT 533 00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:18,270 'CAUSE I WRECKED YOUR PIANO AND YOUR COCAINE, 534 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,440 BUT I DID NOT DESERVE THAT PATHETIC LITTLE 535 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,740 BITCH-SLAP JUST NOW. 536 00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:23,840 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CALLS FOR? 537 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,340 TITTY TWISTER! 538 00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,610 - [screaming] 539 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,880 AGH! GET HIM OFF ME! 540 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,550 [laughing wildly and screaming] 541 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:31,950 [thunder crashes] 542 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,420 - OH, JESUS, MARY, JOSEPH! 543 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,620 HERE WE COME! 544 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:38,550 HANK? HANK? 545 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,790 HOLD ME! 546 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:42,390 - UH, SETTLE DOWN, RUNKS. IF THIS IS-- 547 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:46,330 IF THIS IS IT, THIS IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE. 548 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,900 [screams] 549 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,770 SHI-I-I-T! 550 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,570 [screaming] 551 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,800 JESUS! 552 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,940 [metal banging] 553 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,310 [screaming] 554 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,940 - TONY! 555 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,680 [wailing] 556 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:06,380 [sobbing] OH, NO! 557 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,520 [snorts] 558 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,390 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR STANDING UP FOR ME. 559 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:16,460 - OH, SURE, NO PROBLEM. I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T? 560 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,530 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GROUPIE AND-- 561 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,530 AND YOU'VE SLEPT WITH THOUSANDS OF ROCKER DUDES 562 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,570 DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN OF VIRTUE. 563 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,930 AND I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND 564 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,430 THAT YOU HAVE VAGITOSIS. 565 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:27,040 - OR WARTS. - IF YOU SAY SO. 566 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,700 - [sobbing] - GO AHEAD, CHURCHILL. 567 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,070 GET IN THERE. 568 00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,070 - I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN. I'M TOO FREAKED OUT. 569 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:33,680 - COME ON, PRIME MINISTER. 570 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,080 IF YOU'RE GONNA DIE, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER DIE 571 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,780 WITH YOUR DICK IN ME BUM? HUH? 572 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:38,610 [thunder crashes] 573 00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:40,550 [both groaning loudly] 574 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,950 - YEAH. 575 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:45,090 [both grunting and moaning] 576 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,520 - OH, FUCK THIS. 577 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,730 IF I'M GONNA DIE, 578 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,830 I'M GONNA DIE DOING WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO. 579 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,430 [thunder crashes] 580 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,860 [playing Elton John's Tiny Dancer] 581 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,830 * BLUE JEAN BABY 582 00:21:57,870 --> 00:22:00,570 * L.A. LADY 583 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,870 - WAIT. DUDE, REALLY? 584 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,040 - COULD YOU PICK A MORE OBVIOUS SONG? 585 00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:06,040 - FUCK YOU! IT'S AN HOMAGE. 586 00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:08,780 CAMERON CROWE WAS RIGHT, AND ELTON JOHN WAS A GOD. 587 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:09,980 [playing continues] 588 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:15,450 * HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER * 589 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,720 [both groaning] - * COUNT THE HEADLIGHTS 590 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,690 * ON THE HIGHWAY 591 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,490 - [howls] 592 00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:27,060 - [mumbling lyrics] - [laughing and grunting] 593 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:31,070 - [humming and improvising on piano] 594 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,740 [humming in lower key] 595 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,610 * SO LONG 596 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,840 * SO LONG 597 00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,140 [laughs] 598 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:42,080 FUCK. THIS IS IT. 599 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,580 THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 600 00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:45,150 I'M SHITTING GENIUS RIGHT NOW. 601 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,520 [uncertainly] * SAW YOUR 602 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:50,650 * YOU REFLECTED IN THE WINDOWS * 603 00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:55,160 * OF A BOEING 727 604 00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:56,790 * 605 00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,690 * STARED OUT AT THE 606 00:22:58,730 --> 00:23:01,800 [humming] 607 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:02,970 * AS THE SUNSET TURNED 608 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,800 - IT'S OKAY. SHE KNOWS. - HUH? 609 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,100 - SHE KNOWS YOU LOVE HER. 610 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:09,870 - * WATCH IT GROWING 611 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,610 - YEAH, I SUPPOSE SHE DOES. 612 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,910 - * TURNS HELL'S KITCHEN INTO HEAVEN * 613 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,180 [laughs giddily] 614 00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:19,050 * TURN MY FACE TO ME - COME HERE. 615 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,050 - * I TUCKED YOUR HAIR 616 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,150 * BEHIND YOUR EAR 617 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:26,190 - IF THIS IS REALLY IT, 618 00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:28,820 THEN I WANT TO SPEND THE LAST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE 619 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,160 LISTENING TO GREAT MUSIC 620 00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:31,790 AND MAKING OUT WITH THE CUTE GUY 621 00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:33,130 WHO JUST DEFENDED MY HONOR. 622 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,600 - * SO LONG 623 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:38,630 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REASONABLE REQUEST. 624 00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:42,100 - * SO LONG AS WE ARE TOGETHER * 625 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:45,670 * SO LONG AS WE ARE 626 00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:48,680 * SO LONG 627 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:50,210 * SO LONG 628 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,980 - OW! OW! - [grunting] 629 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:56,790 - OW! OW! - [grunting louder] 630 00:23:56,820 --> 00:24:00,620 [screams] 631 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,830 - FUCKING CHRIST! 632 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,560 [both gasping and moaning] 633 00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:09,600 OH, I JUST HAD ME AN ASSGASM! 634 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:12,030 [panting] 635 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:15,170 YOU'RE A BLOODY FUCKING SORCERER, YOU ARE. 636 00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:32,120 - [panting] TERRA FIRMA. 637 00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:34,120 TERRA FIRMA, MOTHERFUCKERS. 638 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,860 - CAREFUL, CHARLIE. 639 00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:38,290 THERE'S BOUND TO BE A BUNCH OF ROCK STAR DNA ON THAT FLOOR. 640 00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:40,000 - I DON'T CARE, HANK. 641 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:42,930 I DON'T CARE IF I GET THE MOTHER OF ALL COLD SORES. 642 00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:45,730 AND WE ARE TAKING THE TRAIN BACK TO LOS ANGELES. 643 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:50,170 - NO, WE'RE NOT. - WHY CAN'T YOU EVER INDULGE ME? 644 00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:53,040 - WELL, MY FRIENDS, WE DID IT. 645 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,740 [snaps fingers] WE HAVE A SONG. 646 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:58,980 JESUS BLOODY CHRIST, WOMAN, YOU ARE A-- 647 00:24:59,010 --> 00:25:00,950 A PROPER FUCKING MUSE. 648 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:03,650 THANK YOU. 649 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:05,920 - MM. MM. 650 00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:08,990 - AND I'M, UH, DEEPLY SORRY 651 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:10,830 ABOUT MY CHILDISH BEHAVIOR. 652 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:13,760 I TEND TO GET THAT WAY WHEN MY MANHOOD IS ASSAILED. 653 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,100 - FUCK YOU. 654 00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:16,770 - [groans] 655 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,330 WHAT THE FUCK? 656 00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:20,970 - HELLO, SWEETHEART. DID YOU HAVE A NICE SLEEP? 657 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,310 - DID I TAKE AN AMBIEN? 658 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,870 - YEAH. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 659 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:27,040 - NO. 660 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,780 - YEAH. 661 00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:31,310 - DID YOU DRUG ME AGAIN, YOU FUCKING WANKER? 662 00:25:31,350 --> 00:25:32,980 - [chuckles] OF COURSE NOT. 663 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:34,180 GUESS WHAT, THOUGH. 664 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,320 WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, 665 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:37,290 I WROTE YOU A FUCKING SONG. 666 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,920 I'LL PLAY IT TO YOU BACK AT THE HOTEL. 667 00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:40,090 - OKAY. - COME ON, DARLING. 668 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,620 IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. OH-OH. 669 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:44,630 SHIT. OKAY. 670 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:47,800 [The Who's Magic Bus] 671 00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:55,770 * 672 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:00,840 - * EVERY DAY, I GET IN THE QUEUE * 673 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,140 - OH. 674 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:03,950 I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU, 675 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,280 BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED YOUR CLOTHES. 676 00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:09,050 - OH, I WON'T BE NEEDING THEM FOR A WHILE. 677 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,690 - SO IS IT NAKED NAP TIME? 678 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,620 - HMM. 679 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:13,990 THINK I'M GONNA HANG BACK HERE FOR A BIT. 680 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,360 - REALLY? 681 00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:17,730 'CAUSE THAT'S NEW YORK CITY OUT THERE, 682 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,400 AND I KNOW LIKE SEVEN PIZZERIAS, ALL OF THEM FANTASTIC, 683 00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:22,230 AND WE COULD HIT EVERY ONE, 684 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,970 JUST ONE BITE HERE AND ONE BITE THERE AND JUST-- 685 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,970 - SOUNDS YUMMY. MAYBE AFTER. 686 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,300 - AFTER. AFTER? 687 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:32,240 - [giggles] I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING. 688 00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,680 - SOME NAKED THINKING. 689 00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:36,240 - UH-HUH. CONGRATULATIONS. 690 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,080 YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND. 691 00:26:39,110 --> 00:26:42,990 - * OOH 692 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,950 - [laughs] 693 00:26:44,990 --> 00:26:47,720 * 694 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:53,200 - * I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT * 695 00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:55,730 - * YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! 696 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,970 - * I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT * 697 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,140 - * MAGIC BUS 698 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:01,240 - * MAGIC BUS 699 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:03,840 - * MAGIC BUS 700 00:27:03,870 --> 00:27:08,710 * MAGIC BUS - * MAGIC BUS 701 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:11,750 - * I WANT IT - * MAGIC BUS 702 00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:14,220 - * EVERY DAY, YOU'LL SEE THE DUST * 703 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,350 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 704 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:19,090 - * AS I DRIVE MY BABY IN MY MAGIC BUS * 705 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,290 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS * 706 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,390 - * I SAID NOW I'VE GOT MY MAGIC BUS * 707 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:26,330 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 708 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,160 - * I SAID NOW I'VE GOT MY MAGIC BUS * 709 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,700 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 710 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:34,370 - * I DRIVE MY BABY EVERY WAY * 711 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,440 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 712 00:27:36,470 --> 00:27:39,310 - * EACH TIME, I GO A DIFFERENT WAY * 713 00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:42,040 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 714 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,080 * MAGIC BUS, MAGIC BUS 715 00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:46,210 * MAGIC BUS